RETARDMON CARDS
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Smol Brain
Can attack the same turn it's played
Rugpull Randy
Destroy an opponent's Resource card
Copium Chad
Prevent all damage to this Retardmon for one turn
Ser Baggins
Adjacent Retardmons cannot be targeted by opponent abilities
Fren
Heal all your Retardmons for 2 HP
Dumpster Diver
Wojak Weeper
Decrease an opponent's Retardmon's attack by -2 until end of turn
Ponzi Pete
Reduce Hopium cost of next card by 2
Meme Monke
Solana Surfer
Increase this Retardmon's attack by +2 until end of turn
Dev Delayer
Force opponent to discard a random card
Stablecoin Stan
Leverage Larry
NFT Normie
Whitepaper Wally
Gas Fee Gary
Rekt Rebecca
Airdrop Andy
Token Tim
Discord Dave
Degen Ape
Draw 2 additional cards
Reduce damage taken by 50% for 2 turns
Bonk Dog
Increase this Retardmon's attack by +3 until end of turn
Pepe the Rekt
Decrease two opponent's Retardmons' attack by -1 until end of turn
Memelon Musk
When played, all your Moonboi Retardmons get +1 attack until your next turn
Whale Watcher
When this card enters play, opponent discards a card
Paper Hands Paul
Can attack the same turn it's played, but takes double damage
Mooning Moonboi
Double a stat of your choice for three turns
Fundamental Fred
Prevent all damage to this Retardmon for one turn
Dumpster Fire Doge
Destroy an opponent's Resource card
Rug Doctor
When this card enters play, return one of your Rugpulled Retardmons to your hand
Lambo Larry
If this Retardmon defeats an opponent's Retardmon, gain 1 Hopium
Degen Dino
Can attack the same turn it's played
Chart Chad
At the start of your turn, you may look at the top card of your deck
Bagholder Barry
Reduce damage taken by 50% for 2 turns
Ape Escape
Can move to another position on your battlefield once per turn
King of Degens
Draw 2 additional cards
Increase this Retardmon's attack by +3 until end of turn
Solana Samurai
Your Hopium costs are reduced by 1 while this Retardmon is in play
Diamond Ape
This Retardmon and adjacent Retardmons take 50% less damage
Cryptonaut
Once per game, double all your Retardmons' attack until end of turn
Memetic Master
When this Retardmon enters play, you may copy one ability from any Retardmon in play
FUDzilla
When this Retardmon enters play, all opponent Retardmons get -1 attack until your next turn
Alpha Chad
Once per turn, reveal the top card of your deck. If it's a Retardmon, add it to your hand
Vitalik's Vision
Once per game, you may skip your opponent's next turn
SPF (Scam Ponzi Fraud)
Once per game, take control of an opponent's Retardmon until end of turn
Solana Whale
Once per turn, you may pay 2 Hopium to play an additional Resource card
Apestronaut
Reduce damage taken by 50% for 2 turns
Draw 2 additional cards
Meme Lord
When this Retardmon defeats an opponent's Retardmon, you may return one Ability card from your Rugpull Pile to your hand
Genesis Block
When this Retardmon enters play, you may search your deck for any Retardmon and add it to your hand
SBF
Once per game, destroy all Resource cards in play
When this Retardmon enters play, opponent discards two cards
The Nakamoto
Once per game, reset all Hopium and Degen Dust for both players. You gain +5 Hopium and +3 Degen Dust